I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.

You know what makes my problems bigger then everyone else's? They're mine.

If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears either of joy or sadness, consider it wasted.

If women really wanted to change society, they could do it. I plan to change it. I just want to get married first.

I really hope he calls today, so I can hang up on him.

I'm not ashamed of wanting somebody to love - I never have been, because I had it once. But maybe I never really had it.

I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.

Today is going to be a...less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be...less bad.

We're women; we have double standards to live up to.