For me, it really first has to be a good story and be funny. If you're doing sincere comedy, the edgy stuff kind of happens on its own.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

Oprah has the power to lay waste to entire industries with a mere utterance. That's a power that you have to respect. And ultimately I respect it.

I've never been able to predict what people are going to get mad at. I've tried and I've always been surprised.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

Ultimately I think everyone draws their own line of what's shocking and what is inappropriate in different places. For you, some 10-year-old kids talking about hoes may not (be) that big of a deal. But someone out there is gonna flip. There's no way to know. So I just try to deliver an amusing and decent story and leave the shock and the awe to whatever people have in their own heads.

As long as they let me, I guess.

That's what late-night cable is for, I guess. You don't have to hear it at 8 o'clock, but you sure can hear it at 11:30, or 11 o'clock, on Adult Swim, if you so desire - it will be there for you.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

They're not really thrilled about it, but I keep trying to push them.

It astounds me that good, responsible white people paid for this show.

Our show is not 'Family Guy,' ... The element of race changes everything.